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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    You guys r missing the not so subtle message in the title of this thread.

    This is an invite to interweb swingers to come visit fins "swinging sex dungeon"




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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    Quote Originally Posted by flyI4 View Post
    Folks- take a moment to re-read this burlesque fishing post of sorts. (pause). This is the product of not only a long winter but a man who has had his fishing privileges stripped from him by a woman. (macfly, other married men begin to chuckle )
    My wife never strips my fishing privilege....
    ...she takes other things away, and I'm left... , but I get to fish..............................................

    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    thats the only alternative sir and its a good one. Let me help with the defensive delivery " ____(her name here), listen I'm going to the woods to go fishing. I'm not like other guys going to casinos, gambling, calling hookers. I'm fly fishing, and even if there are girls around u can be sure they are over 200lbs and not worth having sex with anyway. So u don't even have to trust me its not gunna happen, and I would like you to respect the fact my hobby is an innocent one" walk out the door with fishpond pack on and two rod cases in hand. Done.


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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    you guys r doin it all wrong.

    line yourself up with a few married women. Pick them up when you need to, put them away when your done, no dates, no diners, no strings, no hassle. You get all the good, the bad stays home and your weekends are forever free!







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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    Quote Originally Posted by sunsignarcher View Post
    You guys r missing the not so subtle message in the title of this thread.

    This is an invite to interweb swingers to come visit fins "swinging sex dungeon"

    Don't ever forget to implement a safeword before the session begins.


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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    Quote Originally Posted by flyI4 View Post
    thats the only alternative sir and its a good one. Let me help with the defensive delivery " ____(her name here), listen I'm going to the woods to go fishing. I'm not like other guys going to casinos, gambling, calling hookers. I'm fly fishing, and even if there are girls around u can be sure they are over 200lbs and not worth having sex with anyway. So u don't even have to trust me its not gunna happen, and I would like you to respect the fact my hobby is an innocent one" walk out the door with fishpond pack on and two rod cases in hand. Done.
    Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.

    "Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    Quote Originally Posted by Trout Guy View Post
    Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.

    Find me a female who isn't batshit crazy please........

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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    Quote Originally Posted by lightenup View Post
    Find me a female who isn't batshit crazy please........
    That is imposable to find. It is one few secrets of the universe that can be substantially proven with supporting evidence.

    "Hatchery fish have the same colors, but they always seem muted like bad reproductions of great art." Bill Barich

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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    Beetle up next with a hit feminist piece? Beetle trying to draw female viewers to his site now that NEFF has condemned them as no good?


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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    Quote Originally Posted by Trout Guy View Post
    Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.
    I've got news for you, that round shiny thing you placed over her ring finger on what you thought was the greatest day of your life was a automatic switch mechanism that launches the bat $hit crazy mode for life. Little did we all know.....





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    Re: Swinging Sex Dungeon

    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Spinner View Post
    I've got news for you, that round shiny thing you placed over her ring finger on what you thought was the greatest day of your life was a automatic switch mechanism that launches the bat $hit crazy mode for life. Little did we all know.....


    engagement + wedding ring = suffering

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