Swinging Sex Dungeon

[sunsignarcher]

You guys r missing the not so subtle message in the title of this thread.

This is an invite to interweb swingers to come visit fins "swinging sex dungeon"

[lightenup]

Folks- take a moment to re-read this burlesque fishing post of sorts. (pause). This is the product of not only a long winter but a man who has had his fishing privileges stripped from him by a woman. (macfly, other married men begin to chuckle )

My wife never strips my fishing privilege....
...she takes other things away, and I'm left... , but I get to fish..............................................

[flyI4]

thats the only alternative sir and its a good one. Let me help with the defensive delivery " ____(her name here), listen I'm going to the woods to go fishing. I'm not like other guys going to casinos, gambling, calling hookers. I'm fly fishing, and even if there are girls around u can be sure they are over 200lbs and not worth having sex with anyway. So u don't even have to trust me its not gunna happen, and I would like you to respect the fact my hobby is an innocent one" walk out the door with fishpond pack on and two rod cases in hand. Done.

[sunsignarcher]

you guys r doin it all wrong.

line yourself up with a few married women. Pick them up when you need to, put them away when your done, no dates, no diners, no strings, no hassle. You get all the good, the bad stays home and your weekends are forever free!







jk

[FIN-ITE 34]

You guys r missing the not so subtle message in the title of this thread.

This is an invite to interweb swingers to come visit fins "swinging sex dungeon"

Don't ever forget to implement a safeword before the session begins.

[Trout Guy]

thats the only alternative sir and its a good one. Let me help with the defensive delivery " ____(her name here), listen I'm going to the woods to go fishing. I'm not like other guys going to casinos, gambling, calling hookers. I'm fly fishing, and even if there are girls around u can be sure they are over 200lbs and not worth having sex with anyway. So u don't even have to trust me its not gunna happen, and I would like you to respect the fact my hobby is an innocent one" walk out the door with fishpond pack on and two rod cases in hand. Done.

Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.

[lightenup]

Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.

Find me a female who isn't batshit crazy please........

[tomfly]

Find me a female who isn't batshit crazy please........

That is imposable to find. It is one few secrets of the universe that can be substantially proven with supporting evidence.

[flyI4]

Beetle up next with a hit feminist piece? Beetle trying to draw female viewers to his site now that NEFF has condemned them as no good?

[Rusty Spinner]

Yes but all that doesn't matter if your girl is as batshit crazy as mine is,.

I've got news for you, that round shiny thing you placed over her ring finger on what you thought was the greatest day of your life was a automatic switch mechanism that launches the bat $hit crazy mode for life. Little did we all know.....

[tomfly]

I've got news for you, that round shiny thing you placed over her ring finger on what you thought was the greatest day of your life was a automatic switch mechanism that launches the bat $hit crazy mode for life. Little did we all know.....

engagement + wedding ring = suffering