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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by Future Fanatic View Post
    Over seventy posts of insults and humor...

    All I keep thinkin' is...

    You guys all talk about N. E. F. F. when you go fishing? And to strangers?

    Just can't wrap my head around that one...

    How does THAT conversation start?
    That's some bad ass post doctoral deconstructive reasoning that those monkeys won't have a frickin clue how to respond to!!!

    And sorry, FF.

    For ending the sentence with a preposition.


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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by Future Fanatic View Post
    Over seventy posts of insults and humor...

    All I keep thinkin' is...

    You guys all talk about N. E. F. F. when you go fishing? And to strangers?

    Just can't wrap my head around that one...

    How does THAT conversation start?
    Thats because people are insane. The most wacked out people I've met are when I'm riding my bike and when I'm fishing. I once had a guy walk down half a mile of empty mainstem, took him a solid 20minutes, just to come stand 15ft away from me so that he could talk while he fished. I basically moved, and told him that if he followed me I would throw him in.

    Roll up the windows Brian, you're letting the stank out.

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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by Future Fanatic View Post
    Over seventy posts of insults and humor...

    All I keep thinkin' is...

    You guys all talk about N. E. F. F. when you go fishing? And to strangers?

    Just can't wrap my head around that one...

    How does THAT conversation start?
    Well, instead of passive aggressive conversation, where someone is asked questions to set them up for a lashing by FF, I have conversations with people in a give and take fashion, for example......


    How are you?

    Oh just fine...

    Are you catching any fish today?

    Why yes, I have gotten a couple..

    Oh, what did you get them on?

    This great fly I saw on a web-site..

    What web-site?

    Oh, North Eastern Fly Fishing..a guy named BHC posted it, and I tied it and it works great...


    I've seen that site..who the fuck is that asshole Golden Beetle, I'd like to...and so on...

    So, that is one circumstance where NEFF may come up on the river...

    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by lightenup View Post
    Well, instead of passive aggressive conversation, where someone is asked questions to set them up for a lashing by FF, I have conversations with people in a give and take fashion, for example......


    How are you?

    Oh just fine...

    Are you catching any fish today?

    Why yes, I have gotten a couple..

    Oh, what did you get them on?

    This great fly I saw on a web-site..

    What web-site?

    Oh, North Eastern Fly Fishing..a guy named BHC posted it, and I tied it and it works great...


    I've seen that site..who the fuck is that asshole Golden Beetle, I'd like to...and so on...

    So, that is one circumstance where NEFF may come up on the river...
    You sure the fly wasn't something Beetle tied?

    And the guy they wanted to give an ass whipping wasn't BHC?

    That would make a big difference.


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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by Trout Nazi View Post
    Thats because people are insane. The most wacked out people I've met are when I'm riding my bike and when I'm fishing. I once had a guy walk down half a mile of empty mainstem, took him a solid 20minutes, just to come stand 15ft away from me so that he could talk while he fished. I basically moved, and told him that if he followed me I would throw him in.
    The implication of this post is that guys who start cconversations on the water about Beetle are insane.

    Or Beetle is just that interesting.


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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by golden beetle View Post
    You sure the fly wasn't something Beetle tied?

    And the guy they wanted to give an ass whipping wasn't BHC?

    That would make a big difference.
    Yes I am sure...and you are not that interesting...you were when I first joined the site, but now, I am bored with your humor...it has not matured or progressed in any fashion...just plain boring crap about how you screwed yourself and it was all suppose to be a big joke, but how you really have been a complete asshole and now no one wants to be your friend...I suppose that was the reason for the short lived alias.....

    The guy who wanted to whooop you ass??? He actually was quite a gentleman until I mentioned NEFF....

    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by golden beetle View Post
    The implication of this post is that guys who start cconversations on the water about Beetle are insane.

    Or Beetle is just that interesting.

    And it was worse when RRTU was "covering" for you.



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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by Simms View Post
    Fuck you Beetle.

    Im not sorry you killed your dog.
    This guy is murdering dogs too, your low sir , very low .


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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Will you guys leave The Dung Beetle alone, so he can make that video of the phone conversations he had with other T U chapters who want him in their chapter. From the sounds of his popularity streamside, he must have had the phone ringing off the hook. I'll bet those other membership chairmen are fighting in line to get him signed up. What an ass. I mean asset.

    too much water too little time...

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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by lightenup View Post
    Well, instead of passive aggressive conversation, where someone is asked questions to set them up for a lashing by FF, I have conversations with people in a give and take fashion, for example......


    How are you?

    Oh just fine...

    Are you catching any fish today?

    Why yes, I have gotten a couple..

    Oh, what did you get them on?

    This great fly I saw on a web-site..

    What web-site?

    Oh, North Eastern Fly Fishing..a guy named BHC posted it, and I tied it and it works great...


    I've seen that site..who the fuck is that asshole Golden Beetle, I'd like to...and so on...

    So, that is one circumstance where NEFF may come up on the river...
    Interesting...

    Now if I were having that conversation(that is if I actually talked to someone on the river while fishing) I woulda tried to be light on the specifics.

    " Are you catching any fish today?"

    "Nope."
    That'd usually end it right there.

    But if I'd a momentary lapse and actually said:
    "Why yes, I have gotten a couple.."

    And he followed with:

    Oh, what did you get them on?

    I woulda countered with:

    "THIS" and just showed him.

    BUT if I had another lapse and said:

    "This great fly I saw on a web-site.."
    and he countered with:

    "What web-site?"

    I woulda hit him with:

    "I forget" (OR Garden State Trout(because no serious fly guys go there anyway- and that woulda thrown him off)).

    Of course, there is another way to go, and that is to pull a Manson.

    The second he opened with "Are you catching any fish today?", I'd hit 'im with:

    " I DON'T talk about MY FLY FISHIN'"

    It's a tough one to pull off... wild eyes, scruffy beard, don't change your clothes for a few days, etc., but the "Manson" technique has been used successfully for years on the Beaverkill...

    In SHORT, do whatever possible to NOT bring up N.E.F.F... (sorry, Debacle, nothin' personal)


    John
    Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.--Henry David Thoreau

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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Quote Originally Posted by Future Fanatic View Post
    Interesting...

    Now if I were having that conversation(that is if I actually talked to someone on the river while fishing) I woulda tried to be light on the specifics.

    " Are you catching any fish today?"

    "Nope."
    That'd usually end it right there.

    But if I'd a momentary lapse and actually said:
    "Why yes, I have gotten a couple.."

    And he followed with:

    Oh, what did you get them on?

    I woulda countered with:

    "THIS" and just showed him.

    BUT if I had another lapse and said:

    "This great fly I saw on a web-site.."
    and he countered with:

    "What web-site?"

    I woulda hit him with:

    "I forget" (OR Garden State Trout(because no serious fly guys go there anyway- and that woulda thrown him off)).

    Of course, there is another way to go, and that is to pull a Manson.

    The second he opened with "Are you catching any fish today?", I'd hit 'im with:

    " I DON'T talk about MY FLY FISHIN'"

    It's a tough one to pull off... wild eyes, scruffy beard, don't change your clothes for a few days, etc., but the "Manson" technique has been used successfully for years on the Beaverkill...

    In SHORT, do whatever possible to NOT bring up N.E.F.F... (sorry, Debacle, nothin' personal)
    The best post you have ever written...

    Holy shit that was funny.


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    Re: Access to this site. Banned???

    Gotta agree FF that is some funny shit...

    Beetle, read it again, it is filled with reasonably intelligent humor, you could learn something from post such as this one.....

    "I'm not out on the river to win." -Kieth Rutherford

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