Golden Beetle's: INVITE ONLY fly swap

[golden beetle]

First, you are in no position to be mean to me. You will address me as, MR. DCabarle.

Now I've already told you that you must PAY ME and PAY ME with FRANKLINS. No, Not Aretha Franklins and not Franklin Mints, I'm talking BENJAMINE'S and lots of them in cold hard CA$$$$$$H. SEND ME MONEY bettle and I'll join in on your crusade to divide and conquer the evil emporer.

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Is that Ming the Merciless?

Is that how you see Him?

NOT A BAD CHOICE!!!

But I see Him as fuckin Dr. Evil...

This is AK, plotting to DESTROY the Beetle Swap...

[trico mike]

I already have four of my flies done, nothing fancy just a hairwing that is meant to be fished. Won't tell or post what it is let it be a suprise.

[Ronbo]

I'll be tying a Housatonic Quill,
Photo to follow.

[golden beetle]

I'll be tying a Housatonic Quill,
Photo to follow.

Thanks, Ron.

We got lots of guys confirmed.

I'm a bit worried about the RRTU folks...

The Don of NEFF might not like it...

If they participate in the Beetle Swap.

Big Jake, are ya in, friend?

BIG NEWS COMING TOMORROW!!!

HUGE SWAP NEWS!

HUGE!!!!!

[golden beetle]

Here's my fly for the swap...

[Ronbo]

I like it !!!!

[golden beetle]

And another swap fly, tied by a friend of mine from Massachusetts.

[golden beetle]

1. Andy Brasko - Trick or Treat
2. Allen Landheer - In.
3. Simms - UNCONFIRMED
4. Trico Mike - In.
5. G Lech - In.
6. Tomfly - cased caddis
7. Big Jake - UNCONFIRMED
8. Ronbo - In.
9. Lynch - cool white marabou spey fly
10. Golden Beetle - salmon fly of my own design
11. Rusty Spinner - UNCONFIRMED
12. JK - In (A GREAT TYER FROM MASS, HE ALREADY SENT HIS FLIES AND I POSTED A PIC BELOW!!!)

Simms (close to AK), Jake (close to AK) and Rusty (close to AK)...

They are unconfirmed.

I'll let 'em slip out quietly.

If they tie...

And the DON don't APPROVE...

Well, let's just assume the Don didn't give these GROWN MEN PERMISSION TO SWAP FLIES WITH DA BEETLE.



So, if we don't hear from Spinner, Jake or Simms by tomorrow...

They're OUT OF THE SWAP!

(Let's be real... They are the worst of the tyers for the Beetle Swap, so good riddance I say.)

[golden beetle]

Beetle will ACCEPT 1 MORE QUALIFIED TYER FOR THE SWAP.

Don't BOTHER if you SOME DOUCHE WITHOUT A NAME.

You GOTTA tie LIKE A MAN.

So, if you Trout BEAVER, don't waste my fuckin time.

And remember that every feather you waste on one of your flies?

Is another bird.

Who died for no fuckin reason.

[Trout Fever]

beetle i have 10 pheasants and one mallard cureing downstairs right now you knucklehead....

[Trouser Trout]

1. Andy Brasko - Trick or Treat
2. Allen Landheer - In.
3. Simms - UNCONFIRMED
4. Trico Mike - In.
5. G Lech - In.
6. Tomfly - cased caddis
7. Big Jake - UNCONFIRMED
8. Ronbo - In.
9. Lynch - cool white marabou spey fly
10. Golden Beetle - salmon fly of my own design
11. Rusty Spinner - UNCONFIRMED
12. JK - In (A GREAT TYER FROM MASS, HE ALREADY SENT HIS FLIES AND I POSTED A PIC BELOW!!!)

Simms (close to AK), Jake (close to AK) and Rusty (close to AK)...

They are unconfirmed.

I'll let 'em slip out quietly.

If they tie...

And the DON don't APPROVE...

Well, let's just assume the Don didn't give these GROWN MEN PERMISSION TO SWAP FLIES WITH DA BEETLE.



So, if we don't hear from Spinner, Jake or Simms by tomorrow...

They're OUT OF THE SWAP!

(Let's be real... They are the worst of the tyers for the Beetle Swap, so good riddance I say.)

I thought AK was in?

[golden beetle]

1. Andy Brasko - Trick or Treat
2. Allen Landheer - In. WAITING FOR PATTERN
3. Simms - In. WAITING FOR PATTERN
4. Trico Mike - Hair Wing.
5. G Lech - Soft hackle.
6. Tomfly - cased caddis
7. Ronbo - Classic Catskill dry
8. Lynch - cool white marabou spey fly
9. Golden Beetle - salmon fly of my own design
10. Rusty Spinner - In. WAITING FOR PATTERN
11. JK - In (A GREAT TYER FROM MASS, HE ALREADY SENT HIS FLIES AND I POSTED A PIC BELOW!!!)