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  • You hand you friend the bear spray and prepare to fight the Grizzly to the death if necssary

    2 22.22%
  • You tell your friend to run and face the bear alone with bullets and spray

    0 0%
  • You hand the spray to your friend, keep the gun and run

    0 0%
  • You shoot your friend in the leg (just enough to wound him). Hand him the spray and run like hell

    7 77.78%
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    Re: You and a friend are confronted by a large Grizzly Bear

    If you bitches are that damn scared of a bear encounter, stay the hell home.

    Hell no and it aint over now.......

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    Re: You and a friend are confronted by a large Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouser Trout View Post
    that damn scared of a bear encounter, stay the hell home.
    I for one is not scared of a bear encounter.

    But I am scared of being eaten alive by a pack of killer bears.

    Bears have their place in society, and that is behind bars in zoos, not out in the wilds.


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    Re: You and a friend are confronted by a large Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by AKSkim View Post
    I for one is not scared of a bear encounter.

    But I am scared of being eaten alive by a pack of killer bears.

    Bears have their place in society, and that is behind bars in zoos, not out in the wilds.
    Packs of bears, hahaha, now that funny and would be SCARY!

    There is no society in the wild. If there was you would see deer wearing pants and neck ties.


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    Re: You and a friend are confronted by a large Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Utah View Post
    If there was you would see deer wearing pants and neck ties.
    Sometimes I just have to call out people when they say dumb things.

    Following your logic, deer are incapable of tying a tie because they don't have thumbs on their paws.


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    Re: You and a friend are confronted by a large Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by AKSkim View Post
    Sometimes I just have to call out people when they say dumb things.

    Following your logic, deer are incapable of tying a tie because they don't have thumbs on their paws.
    You assume the deer are sophisticated.... Clip on ties....cmon...


    bears in packs....rabbits eating tree leaves, and deer with paws......priceless.


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    Re: You and a friend are confronted by a large Grizzly Bear

    With all this talk of guns and spray, I'll tell you fellas an unbelievable, but true story. I was back in the old country (in the Balkans) a few years ago, and while I was there, visited two of my cousins in the hospital, who were finishing up a month stint after being mauled by an 800lb brown bear. People are poor there, so they protect what little that they have, in their case, a honey operation that was being repeatedly trashed by a bear. The preferred method is to rig an older double-barrel shotgun to go off both barrels at the same time. So, they laid in ambush, and when the bear appeared, they let it get to within 10ft, and then tried to give it both barrels (this is how they hunt boar also). Well, the gun misfired, didn't go off. The gun was ancient not kept in good repair. So what did these crazy mofos do? They fought the thing with knives when it charged. Yes knives. Both were sent to intensive care with some severe wounds. They're pretty scarred up now, and my younger cousin has a big bald spot on the side of his head from where his scalp was torn off. The bear was found dead about a mile away, and is now a rug in their house.

    Roll up the windows Brian, you're letting the stank out.

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    Re: You and a friend are confronted by a large Grizzly Bear

    Quote Originally Posted by Trout Nazi View Post
    With all this talk of guns and spray, I'll tell you fellas an unbelievable, but true story. I was back in the old country (in the Balkans) a few years ago, and while I was there, visited two of my cousins in the hospital, who were finishing up a month stint after being mauled by an 800lb brown bear. People are poor there, so they protect what little that they have, in their case, a honey operation that was being repeatedly trashed by a bear. The preferred method is to rig an older double-barrel shotgun to go off both barrels at the same time. So, they laid in ambush, and when the bear appeared, they let it get to within 10ft, and then tried to give it both barrels (this is how they hunt boar also). Well, the gun misfired, didn't go off. The gun was ancient not kept in good repair. So what did these crazy mofos do? They fought the thing with knives when it charged. Yes knives. Both were sent to intensive care with some severe wounds. They're pretty scarred up now, and my younger cousin has a big bald spot on the side of his head from where his scalp was torn off. The bear was found dead about a mile away, and is now a rug in their house.
    So they won!


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