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    Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    Ok, this is so true it's scary...funny...but really pretty scary..

    Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    1) You will never play professional basketball.

    2) You swear very well.

    3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political office. And you have at least one aunt who is a nun or uncle who's a priest.

    4) You think you sing very well.

    5) You have no idea how to make a long story short!

    6) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or killing someone.

    7) Many of your childhood meals were boiled. Instant potatoes were a mortal sin.

    8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling.

    9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer.

    10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.

    11) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations.

    12) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen. And there is at least one member of your family with the full name of Mary Catherine Eileen

    13) Someone in your family is very generous. It is more than likely you.

    14) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing..

    15) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start talking.

    16) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are... but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.

    17) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.

    18) You are, or know someone, named Murph.

    19) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you probably know McMurphy.

    20) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.

    21) You have Irish Alzheimer's... you forget everything but the grudges!

    22) 'Irish Stew' is a euphemism for 'boiled leftovers.

    23) Your skin's ability to tan.... not so much. (Only in spots!)

    24) Childhood remedies for the common cold often included some form of whiskey.

    25) There's no leaving a family party without saying goodbye for at least 45 minutes.

    26) At this very moment, you have at least two relatives who are not speaking to each other. Not fighting, mind you, just not speaking to each other.

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    Re: Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    after reading your post, I realize we are getting closer to St. Pats.....


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    Re: Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    Thats funny .
    It only applies to ye american irish . very true though


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    Re: Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    Quote Originally Posted by jamiep View Post
    Thats funny .
    It only applies to ye american irish . very true though
    well Lets see which one's Jamie is covered by.
    well lets list the ones we can't be sure about.
    Ok Jamie, tans by getting more tattoo's so other than that I think that covers ya bud.

    For sure #2 and #1 surely never #8.


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    Re: Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    Quote Originally Posted by Hllywd76 View Post
    well Lets see which one's Jamie is covered by.
    well lets list the ones we can't be sure about.
    Ok Jamie, tans by getting more tattoo's so other than that I think that covers ya bud.

    For sure #2 and #1 surely never #8.


    Woodster
    Good stuff kev .


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    Re: Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    How about all you Irishmen get a room!


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    Re: Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    I didn't see the part where you Irishmen have small weiners either, you know, just like you make your meals, all potato's and no meat........


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    Re: Subject: Truths About Being Irish

    Quote Originally Posted by coolkyle View Post
    How about all you Irishmen get a room!
    we have rooms all over the world...we call them
    PUBS.



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