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    Jenny & Johnny.

    Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are
    in love.

    One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's
    father to ask him for her
    hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in
    love and I want to ask
    you for her hand in marriage."

    Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny, you
    are only 10. Where will
    you two live?"

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's
    room. It's bigger than mine
    and we can both fit there nicely."

    Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay
    then how will you live?
    You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

    Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a week
    and I make 10 bucks aweek.
    That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."

    By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought
    into this. So, he
    thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an
    answer to.

    After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got
    everything all figured out.
    I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you
    should have little ones of
    your own?"

    Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far."


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    That's cute.....I especially think it's funny because I'm Jon(ny) and my wife is Jen(ny)!! Funny stuff


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    Wow! Now that's a coincidence! Ever live in Jenny's Room on allowance?


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