Dear employees,
>
> As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
> that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and
> government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these
> increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
>
> Since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state
> of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees
> instead.
>
> This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here
> and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
>
> So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found
> sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have
> decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a
> more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave
> it to them.
>
> I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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