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    AK SKIMS's BEER 101

    It is a proven fact that the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest of its brain cells….. And ….as we know excessive intake of alcohol, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.


    In this way, the regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain faster and more efficient!

    That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!

    But…… sometimes, when I reflect on all the Corona I drink,… I… feel ashamed.

    Then I look into the glass and think about all the foreign workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and all their dreams of coming America.

    And I think to myself that if didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work, and their hopes dreams would come true.
    I think, "It is better to drink the beer and let their dreams be just that.”

    Oh …I feel sorry for people who don't drink beer….. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day!

    Huh! ….I read somewhere about the evils of drinking beer, …..then had to give up reading.

    Oh think about it!…. 24 hours in a day,…. 24 beers in a case. …. Coincidence? …..I think not!

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy……Beer is….. spiritual.

    When we drink beer, we get drunk.

    When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

    When we fall asleep, we commit no sins.

    When we commit no sins, we go to heaven.

    So, why not drink beer, get drunk and go to heaven!

    Without question! …Beer is the greatest invention in the history of mankind …….

    It has been helping ugly people have sex since for 5,000 years!

    Beer is mans greatest invention!

    Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

    So remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser

    To some,….. it's just a six-pack

    but to me….. it's a… "support group."

    Ah! ….

    Beer…… Salvation in a can!



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    Re: AK SKIMS's BEER 101

    Don't forget: It helps white people dance.

    Hllywd
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    Re: AK SKIMS's BEER 101

    Whats with the guy and the cowboy hat anyway?


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    Re: AK SKIMS's BEER 101

    Beer the cause of and answer to, All of lifes problems.....


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    Re: AK SKIMS's BEER 101

    Quote Originally Posted by AKSkim View Post
    Whats with the guy and the cowboy hat anyway?
    It's a country song. Gees AK, I thought you would have learned that after all the pain I made your ears endure during the long road trip.

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    Re: AK SKIMS's BEER 101

    Quote Originally Posted by CTobias View Post
    It's a country song. Gees AK, I thought you would have learned that after all the pain I made your ears endure during the long road trip.
    I didn't know it was a country and western type of song.

    Besides, he said nothing about a pickup truck or his dog gone bad.

    So how was I to know?


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    Re: AK SKIMS's BEER 101

    Quote Originally Posted by AKSkim View Post
    I didn't know it was a country and western type of song.

    Besides, he said nothing about a pickup truck or his dog gone bad.

    So how was I to know?

    There was a steel guitar in the song though. That was a dead give away. It talks about; fighting, break ups, and accidents, and getting fired from work. Mentioned Milwaukee (cheap beer), naked pictures at the beach, helping hllywd dance, the usual. It's ok though AK. I guess I will just have to come down and fish with you one weekend and play country musice the whole time I am down there so you know what it sounds like again.

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    Re: AK SKIMS's BEER 101

    Quote Originally Posted by CTobias View Post
    There was a steel guitar in the song though. That was a dead give away. It talks about; fighting, break ups, and accidents, and getting fired from work. Mentioned Milwaukee (cheap beer), naked pictures at the beach, helping hllywd dance, A few Births too the usual. It's ok though AK. I guess I will just have to come down and fish with you one weekend and play country musice the whole time I am down there so you know what it sounds like again.
    beer don't help me dance either. Dancing isn't sport so I don't do it.

    AK doesn't listen to us now you think he would listen to country music and actually hear it and respond. May as well give him a Bud and some chew while your at it..

    Hllywd


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