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    A Different Way of Looking at Things

    1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

    2. A day without sunshine is like, Night.

    3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

    10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

    15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

    22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

    23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, " What the hell happened?"

    25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

    26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


    "I think I fish, in part, because it's an anti-social, bohemian business that, when gone about properly, puts you forever outside the mainstream culture without actually landing you in an institution." John Gierach

    www.FlyFishTheDelaware.com


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    Re: A Different Way of Looking at Things

    funny and true .... i will print this out for the people at work. nice read!!!


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    Re: A Different Way of Looking at Things

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe D View Post
    1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

    2. A day without sunshine is like, Night.

    3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

    10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

    15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

    22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

    23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, " What the hell happened?"

    25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

    26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
    Old post but a good one.

    Pictures taken before/after/during fly fishing:
    http://dcabarle.smugmug.com/Sports/F...79119552_XXeHe

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    Re: A Different Way of Looking at Things

    Quote Originally Posted by dcabarle View Post
    Old post but a good one.
    Joe D is one of a few great guys in this sport.

    Let's face it, most are corn holes like Tobias and Macfly.


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