Ok, I borrowed the idea from another board, but worth a good laugh.
Some of the things you could only hear in a FF shop.
- 'scuse me maam, I'm a bit short of cash, but I could trade you some 'buggers for a patch of your beaver fur.

- My son was in the shop the other day same time as some tourists. Owner asked Vince if he had any luck. Said no, but dad got a nice brookie somewhere between 6 and 7. The tourists laughed a bit at my son saying there was better fishing in the south, ... shop owner explained that up here, we mesure brookies in pounds, not inches.
Any more out there ??