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Old 11-06-2009
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I love screwing with these people... The other day I received the following email:

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Originally Posted by Miss Mary Zaya
Dear friend
how are you doing? i hope you are fine ,please don,t be suprise to receive my message, my name is Mary. i came accross your profile at through friends classiffied online websites i decided to communicate with you, because i believe one can find a very good caring, understanding and God fearing person by all means in the world, i hope to hear from you so that i can tell you more about my self with love and trust, and as well give you my pics, please kindly write me back so that we can know more about each other for further conversation.
yours new friend
Mary
I responded with:

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Originally Posted by Downtown Leroy Brown
hi friend. i am doing just dandy, thank you for asking because nobody ever asks me this and i am very lonely. my name is leroy. leroy brown. i am from down town (south side of chicago)and some say i'm the baddest man around and the ladies call me a treetop lover (because I'm 6 feet 4" tall.) so that is a little bit about me how about more about you. i would love to share more. thank you so much for your time and for contacting me. god bless and lots of love from me, leroy!
and of course... to keep this fishing related, Hook/Line/Sinker!

She responded with:

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Originally Posted by Miss Mary Zaya
My love
Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Mary Zaya
how are you doing today? i hope you are in good health.
thank so much for your responds to my mail, i really appreciate your effort in getting back to me. but before i proceed i will like to introduce myself to you.
I am Miss Mary Juliet Zaya, i am from Zimbabwe, i was born on 4th of May 1987. i am undergraduate in the school of nursing in my country zimbabwe. i am fair in complexion, height 5.6ft, my hobiess is Reading, Singing, Writer and cooking. due to political war crisis that happened in my country 2008 my late father Dr. Edson Zaya was the the MDC treasurer for Ward 9 in Shamva North in Zimbabwe my parents were been killed and our home are been burnt to harshes , because he is not in support of Zanu PF of President Robert Mugabe. when i return back from school i saw our home and my parents are been killed therefore i have to ran to a refugee camp in near by country Dakar Senegal to take a refugee there. .I do not have any relatives now whom I can go to all our relatives fled in the middle of the war the only person I am now Rev.Pastor Jonathan, who is a pastor (United Church of Christ) here in the camp he was very pleasant for me since I arrived here, but I do not live with him, and I live in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.

If you want to mail him reverend .(rev.pastorjonathan@yahoo.com)
Pastors Tel number (+221765227000) , if you call, tell him that you want to talk to me, he would send for me in a dormitory women. when my father was alive he deposited the sum of ( $ m 5.750 )(FIVE Million Seven Hundred and fifty Thousand US Dollars). in the bank of africa here in dakar senegal, which he use my name as the next of kin. but since i have been trying to apply to the bank for them to release my late father funds to me so that i can use it to start up life and contiune my education, but the bank refuse due to my refugee status here that I do not have any right or privilege to do any thing be it money or because of my age to handle such huge amount . it is the only Rev. Pastor that is in charge of the refugee camp that knows about this money, all that i am looking for is honest, caring, faithful, God fearing and open minded person who will help me to tranfer this fund as my foreign partner, so that from there you can send me some part of the money to get my traveling document and my flight ticket to come and leave with you over there in your country. if you really care to help me out kindly write me back so that i will give you the bank contact information and as well introduced you to the bank as my foreign partner and please for the safety of my life here try keep this within you avoid me losing my life.
take care of yourself and God bless you
hope to hear from you soonest
yours in love
Mary
I enjoy this stuff... So how about a combined effort here... Let's get creative and come up with something crafty and witty to send back to her.
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