A man say's to his wife that he wants to go fishing,
She say's no
So he gives her three options
1 I go fishing
2 I give you one up the arse
3 You give me a blow job.
Wife says she says she needs to think about it
So the man goes into the garden shed
A short while later he returns to ask his wife of her choice
So she says she will give him a blow job
The wife comments after that his cock smelt of shit
The man replies well the dog did not want me to go fishing either